This snake -- seen at the Deadly Designer fashion show -- needs a new agent. Photo: WENN
Oh, for crying out loud.
Listen up, designers. We know Halloween is around the corner, but can you please cut it with the freak show antics on the runway?
A blood-soaked model filming a horror movie?
"Flintstones" frocks that belong in a costume shop?
Now this chick?
Puh-leeze.
This latest fashion victim -- clad in little more than tights that look like they were gnawed on by a family of rats and what appears to be black duct tape covering her (ahem) lucky charms -- hit the catwalk at the appropriately titled "Deadly Designer" fashion show at the Magners Light Fall for Fashion event in Belfast, Ireland.
They call it fashion, we call it a poor man's version of Britney Spears' python-enhanced "I'm a Slave 4 You" performance at the 2001 VMAs
We'd mock the snake draped across her shoulders, but let's face it -- it's the only part of the outfit we'd consider wearing. You know, after it had been turned into a handbag or heels (sorry, little guy).
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