"Ug" boots on Louis Vuitton's Spring 2010 runway? Photo: Michel Euler, AP

So that's what happens when you step on a troll doll.

While everyone was buzzing about the ceiling-scraping 'fros at yesterday's Louis Vuitton show in Paris, we couldn't help but notice the hair on the models' feet.

Yep -- Marc Jacobs went Frodo on us this season, sending out clogs, loafers and shearling boots boasting white, fluffy tufts.

(In related news, David the Gnome has been reported missing.)

We'll be honest. We can barely tolerate facial hair on our boyfriends, let alone on our footwear.

And just think of all the times we'd get stopped by people thinking we had a toilet paper trail.

Or the junk that those whiskers will pick up as they sweep the city sidewalks.

And what happens when it rains? Ew!

Yeah, we're going sit this one out.

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Crazy Shoes
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Crazy Heels

    Paris, France, October 6, 2009: Alexander McQueen debuted shockingly high heels (read: 12 inches!) during his Spring 2010 show. The designer's theme? "Plato's Atlantis." The models were made to look like elongated alien life forms.

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    Paris, France, October 6, 2009: Alexander McQueen debuted shockingly high heels (read: 12 inches!) during his Spring 2010 show. The designer's theme? "Plato's Atlantis." The models were made to look like elongated alien life forms.

    Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho, WireImage

    Paris, France, October 7, 2009: Designer Marc Jacobs continued the trend of not showing towering high heels on any of his runways for spring. For his most recent Louis Vuitton collection, models stomped around in fuzzy green boots.

    Michel Euler, AP

    London, England, September 22, 2009: Harry Potter's Emma Watson poses at the Burberry Prorsum Spring 2010 after party in a custom-made mini dress from the collection paired with sky-high gladiator heels.

    Chris Jackson, Getty Images | Ian Gavan, Getty Images

    Notting Hill, London, August 24, 2009: Country singer Taylor Swift works the camera during a photo shoot in these lime green platform wedges.

    Gotcha Images / Splash News

    Los Angeles, CA, August 24, 2009: 90210 starlet Jessica Stroup posed on the red carpet at the "Extract" movie premiere in a gold and black metallic Notte by Marchesa t-shirt dress from the Fall 2009 collection with a pair of funky Emporio Armani black suede zipper booties.

    Frazer Harrison, Getty Images | Jeffrey Mayer, WireImage

    While on vacation in Croatia, Beyoncé accentuated her pink Hervé Léger bandage dress with a pair of fringe metallic platform pumps.

    Bauer-Griffin

    British model Agyness Deyn vamped up her Rocky Horror Show T-shirt and leather pencil skirt with these gold strappy Méchante of London's "Elektra" Rose python heels.

    Jason Kempin, Getty Images | Humberto Carreno, Startraks

    While promoting the "Samantha Thavasa Disney Collection" of handbags in Japan, Solange Knowles amped up her pretty in pink look with two-toned Moschino Cheap & Chic heels from the Fall 2009 collection.

    Jun Sato, WireImage

    Former Danity Kane member Aubrey O'Day rocked out her studded top and leather mini with a pair of Alejandro Ingelmo woven slingbacks at a DoSomething.org event in Hollywood, CA.

    Kristian Dowling, Getty Images



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