At least Posh kept her receipt for a smooth return. Photos: X17online

From a distance, Victoria Beckham's life seems pretty darn perfect.

Hot husband. Adorable, trend-setting kids. Celeb-approved clothing line.

But all that fame and fortune doesn't mean a gal can't have buyer's remorse like the rest of us plebeians.

Which is why cameras snapped Beckham at Barneys in Beverly Hills -- gasp! -- returning a pair of Christian Louboutin heels, the Daily Mail reports.

Isn't that what assistants are for?

No word on why the Louboutins had to go. Maybe she's trying to cut costs. Maybe they didn't complement her signature Hermes handbag.

Or maybe, like Barbie, her ankles are too fat for Louboutins?

Nahhhhhhh.

Check out Beckham's jet-set style.