Here's what's happening around the web this morning:

Miley Cyrus Tattoo
Underage, schmunderage. Miley Cyrus, 17, revealed a new tattoo reading "Just Breathe" on her ribcage as she relaxed in a skimpy pink bikini yesterday.
[Daily Mail]

Julia Roberts Join Lancome
Putting her "Pretty Woman" credentials to good use, Julia Roberts has signed up as a "global ambassdress" for Lancome.

Bottega Veneta Signs Coty Scent Deal
What do woven leather bags smell like? We'll soon find out, as Bottega Veneta has inked a deal with Coty to launch its first fragrance collection.
[PR Newswire]

Chanel's Shanghai Surprise
Last night's opening of Chanel's Shanghai flagship saw a performance by Vanessa Paradis, the label's Metiers d'Arts collection, a short film directed by Karl Lagerfeld and -- whoopsie -- a trip by Lagerfeld as he took his bow. We miss everything!
[Vogue UK]

NYC Boutique Owner Charged
Andrew Parker, the celebrity-schmoozing owner of the AS Parker accessories boutique in Manhattan, has been charged with alleged grand larceny and multiple counts of identity theft after reportedly using stolen credit cards to pay for a Scoop shopping spree.
[Page Six]

Kate Beckinsale is Absolut-ely Fabulous
Kate Beckinsale donned a sexy gold bikini and lime green Lycra for her new Absolut Vodka campaign, which also stars actress Zooey Deschanel.
[The Sun]