Here's what's happening around the web this morning:

American Apparel Launches Nail Polish
Cotton tee empire American Apparel has unveiled a new line of 18 nail polishes. Suggestive ads, coming right up!
[PR Newswire]

LVMH and New Balance Settle Sneaker Suit
LVMH will be drop-kicking its Louis Vuitton Minstrel sneaker design following claims by New Balance that it too closely resembled its 574 shoe. We'd say that's a step in the right direction.
[WWD]

Tanning Bed Ban for Under-18s in UK
British lawmakers will be banning minors from using tanning beds, citing skin cancer concerns. Sorry, Miley.
[Daily Express]

Holiday Shoppers Taking Their Time
It's official: People are lazy. The National Retail Federation reports that 42 million people had not done any holiday shopping as of late last week.
[LA Times]

Christina Ricci's Donna Karan Role
Sting's son Jake Sumner has directed Christina Ricci in Donna Karan's new short film, "Four Play," which showcases the Eldridge bag. Let's hope it's better than "Speed Racer."
[Fab Sugar UK]

Grace Coddington's New Film Project
Vogue scene-stealer Grace Coddington is ready for her close-up again. Coddington is reportedly working with "The September Issue" director R.J. Cutler on bringing her illustrated book, "Catwalk Cats," to the big screen.
[Coutorture]

Get Lady Gaga in Your Closet
Lady Gaga has signed up as a guest curator for Not Just a Label, which means you too can get your paws on her lace hat or eye patch. Um...yay?
[Fashionista]

Anti-Redhead Ad Banned
What is this, Pick on Redheads Week? Britian's advertising watchdog has banned a Virgin Media ad that suggested redheads weren't desirable dates.
[Huffington Post]

Women Don't Wear The Clothes They Buy
A new survey from MyCelebrityFashion.co.uk has revealed that a quarter of women wear just 10 percent of the clothes they own. Guilty as charged!
[Daily Mail]