Here's what's happening around the web this morning:

Accessorize Plots US Debut
Deep breaths, ladies. Beloved British trendy accessory retailer Accessorize, owned by Monsoon, is set to open five US shops next year.
[Retail Week]

Lord & Taylor Opening First Outlet
Holla! Lord & Taylor has announced plans to open its first outlet store, to be located in New Jersey, in February. The line forms to the left.
[WWD]

Charlize Theron for TOMS
Want to walk a mile in Charlize Theron's shoes? Slip on the eco-friendly canvas shoes she's designed for TOMS Shoes to benefit her Africa Outreach Project.
[People StyleWatch]

Roland Mouret Nabs Award
They "aime" him, they really "aime" him! Roland Mouret was named Artist of the Year at the Francais Awards, which honors the UK's French community.
[Vogue UK]

Chanel's "Vol de Jour" Film
A Karl Lagerfeld film sans "yellow" face? Shocker! Chanel's new short film, "Vol de Jour," stars Lara Stone and Baptiste Giabiconi as devastatingly hot shoplifters.
[Fab Sugar UK]

Perfect Face Formula Found
Bust out the measuring tape. Researchers have determined the ideal proportions for a "perfect" beautiful face, with Jessica Alba being a prime example.
[Daily Mail]

Carla Bruni Accused of Having False Teeth, Being Too Tall
Kids say the darndest things! French First Lady Carla Bruni was dissed by French schoolkids following a holiday event, with one tyke saying she must have false teeth because her chompers are "too white" while others teased her for being taller than her husband.
[Mirror]

Brits Selling Their Used Braces
Rising gold prices are inspiring people to sell their used gold braces to dealers, or having them melted down into jewelry. There goes our breakfast.
[Telegraph]