Carla Bruni-Sarkozy shows off her pearly whites. Photo: Getty Images

Anyone know if Simon Cowell has sired some secret love children in Paris?

French First Lady Carla Bruni has seen her share of critics, but she was no match for the pint-sized pundits attacking her beauty.

The former model met with 900 French schoolchildren as part of a Christmas event, but clearly the little tykes weren't too impressed, accusing the style icon of having false teeth and poking fun at her height, the Mirror reports.

In a video of the event -- held at Paris' Élysée Palace and posted by Le Parisien newspaper -- one precocious boy aired his suspicions that Bruni's teeth were false, deeming them "too white," according to the paper.

Other kiddos can reportedly be seen giggling over the height difference between the 5'10 Bruni and her husband, French president Nicolas Sarkozy, who measures a trés petite 5'5.

Talk about some enfants terrible!

But, hey, there are worse things to be accused of than being tall and having perfect teeth. We can only imagine what the kids thought of the, er, shall we say, less-than-hunky Sarkozy.

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