The new decade is upon us (can you believe it?!) and we here at StyleList are gearing up for a great year in fashion. We're calling a few trends and events early. Read on for our style predictions for 2010.

FLOTUS Fashion: Bolstered by her new status as a style icon, Michelle Obama expands her fashion comfort zone (literally!), exploring "edgier" outfits like jeggings...and the snuggie. In blue, of course.

Health Care Fallout: Due to the new tanning tax in the Health Care Bill, the tanning bed industry goes bankrupt. This reduces the need for cosmetic surgery, which bites the doctors who prevented the bill's proposed 5% bo-tax (that some called sexist) in the behind.

Fat Karl Lagerfeld: His Karlness will fall off the dieting wagon and gain back his "roundness." That's the pot calling the mummy fat!

Taylor is the New Britney: Taylor Momsen will have a major underwear oops. Due to lack of underwear.

Fire Starter: Lady Gaga will perform on-stage dressed in fire. We all think it's brilliant, and Marc Jacobs shows the trend on his fall runway, burning down The Armory and frying fashionable front row hair.

Lindsay Lohan, The Fashion Fiend That Won't Stop: Ungaro's next collection will be a huge hit. Lindsay Lohan will have the last laugh, albeit, while wearing pasties.

Disappearing Models: Models won't (ever) be skinny enough, and a top European fashion magazine will have to resort to featuring stick figures on cover instead.

Brow Wows: Hot on the heels of Spring 2010's bleached brow trend, the uni-brow will be huge on the Spring/Summer 2011 runway. StyleList will run a poll asking, would you ever?







The Great Ginger Revolt of 2010: Angry redheads will band together and create "Kick a Hater" Day and beat up the "Ginger-vitis" throngs and "South Park" creators.

Up-to There: The midriff makes a comeback for Spring/Summer 2010 --- "Jersey Shore" Style. As a result, La Lohan's new and improved 6126 fashion line sells out.

Giselle in Mom Hair, Jeans: Now that Giselle is a Mom, she cuts off her famous locks for something more practical. And she trades in her legions of skinny jeans for their high-waisted predecessors.

Cankle Alert!: Everyone will start having ankle reductions, a la Barbie.