And we know just the duds to help you clinch the title.
As the Consumerist reports, the cozy bathrobe/blanket hybrid is a steal at $24.99 (on sale, shocker) and comes in black, blue, red and hot pink. Operators are standing by!
Of course, we'll take looking like Bruce Lee's flamboyant cousin any day over wearing Japan's take on the Snuggie/Slanket trend.
Forget asking why any sane person would want to wear such an egregious breach of fashion -- we're still scratching our heads over how anyone puts on the stupid thing.
So, will 2010 be the year nobody gets dressed? Should we just start rolling up to dates wrapped in duvets or Amish quilts? And how many times do you think Coco Chanel has turned in her grave over this trend?
Meanwhile, check out other jumpsuits gone wrong. J.Lo, are your ears burning?