Case in point: the so-wrong-it's-right Susan Boyle-branded tees available on her new online shop, now launching in the UK.
Try to curb your enthusiasm.
Or how about a T-shirt starring Boyle giving two thumbs up? Or better yet, a tee that sports Pebbles' feline silhouette in the middle of a heart?
The girls will be beside themselves with
Of course, Boyle will be the one having the last laugh. According to the paper, homegirl has already sold 3.1 million albums in the US and 1.5 million in the UK. That adds up to a whole lotta people who need clothes. Any clothes.
Meanwhile, see how to get Boyle's look for less. (Pebbles not included.)