Here's what's happening around the web this morning:
Megan Fox Armani Ads Unveiled
Megan Fox's hotly anticipated Armani Jeans and lingerie-clad Emporio Armani ads have been released. Down, boys.
Martin Scorsese Directing Chanel Ad
Following in the footsteps of David Lynch's Dior film, Martin Scorsese is rumored to be filming a Chanel commercial in Brooklyn. Please don't get any blood on the clothes, boys.
Tony Blair to Join LVMH?
Are you sitting down? Good. Word on the street is that former British Prime Minister Tony Blair may have scored a job at LVMH, home to Louis Vuitton. Don't get any ideas, Dubya.
[Fab Sugar UK]
Yves Saint Laurent Closes on Madison Avenue
Yves Saint Laurent is the latest fashion boutique to call time on its NYC Madison Avenue location, though the label claims it's simply looking for a better location. Way to give us a good scare, YSL.
"Drag Queen" Airline Uniforms Criticized
The new pink and black staff uniforms for Air New Zealand have been criticized as making "flight attendants look like drag queens." Naturally, we love them.
[Sydney Morning Herald]
Maggie Rizer Engaged
Model Maggie Rizer has wedding bells in her future. The freckled catwalker got engaged to her real estate developed boyfriend over the weekend.
Perfect Hourglass Figure Formula Found
Researchers have pinpointed the ideal cup size and hip-to-waist ratio for a perfect hourglass figure. The study also found that 72 percent of men are attracted to curvier women. Take that, Kate Moss.
Big Butt Good for Your Health?
More good news, curvy girls. Research suggests that having, er, junk in your trunk could reduce a woman's chances of getting diabetes or heart disease.