Jessica Simpson is just over 5 feet tall, and though she's in seriously great shape, she's still got curves. Hence why she occasionally gets called out for having "fat" days -- really, they're just the effect of a bad outfit.

Unfortunately, today is another one of those days. Or rather, yesterday was, when Jessica found out the hard way that black isn't always the most slimming choice.

The black turtleneck and blazer weren't body-skimming enough to show off Jess's petite frame, and the high-waisted leggings just amplified her butt and thigh area, making Jess look curvier than she really is. See the outfit for yourself below, as well as more star ensembles that missed the mark: