JWoww Jersey Shore Jenni Farley clothing line tank top

JWoWW is now selling the perfect top to show off your... um, tan? Photos: JWoww.com | Courtesy of MTV

That's right, it seems that the first official clothing line linked to MTV's cringe-tastic "Jersey Shore" is in the works and, surprisingly, it doesn't involve cheesy Ed Hardy-style graphics -- well, not yet, at least.

Cast member Jenni Farley (better known as JWoWW) is hawking her signature scoop-neck tops -- you know, the ones that magically cling to her breast implants for dear life without flying open -- on her Website jwoww.com, as reported by New York Magazine.

The "artfully" draped tanks come in six colors: black, sapphire blue, lime green, cyan, yellow and pink and are available in three sizes under the tab titled 'Clothing Line' on her site.

No word on the price yet, since the PayPal account linked to the shirts leads to an error page, but we're guessing it's a democratic figure based on the description of the line that appears on JWoWW's site:

Jenni has created the ultimate in fashionable clothing. She will be reinventing the term 'Sexy Sophisticated.' Not only will her line be 'Edgy' and 'Sexy,' but it will make people of all ages and body type feel more confident in 'the scene.' The exclusive line will be limited and custom made to your body type.

... Remember you don't want to be that person at the club that see's [sic] someone else wearing the same thing ...


However, we're pretty sure JWoWW would just love to see all the girls at the club wearing her shirt, in fact, she's even encouraging ladies to email her pictures of themselves in the gravity-defying tops, which she will in turn post on the site.

Hmmm... we just hope complimentary double-sided tape comes with it.

On the other hand, if New Jersey style is your thing, you'll be happy to hear about this new fashion-themed reality show coming out of the Garden State.