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A German model dons a dress that looks good enough to eat. Oh, wait, you can -- it's chocolate. Photo: Alexandra Beier, Getty Images

Somebody pinch us. We've died and gone to chocolate fashion heaven.

Just look at the not-so-wearable but definitely edible -- we hope -- chocolate creations shown at a presentation by German bakery Lambertz in Munich. How can anyone resist?

There's the Marilyn Monroe-inspired strapless gown (complete with ginormous bow) made from candy pink foil-covered sweet...

...the green-and-gold samurai-meets-Sgt. Pepper band jacket...

...the slutty red ringmaster jacket studded with chocolate balls...

...the winged blue fairy getup...

...and -- commence drooling -- a sculpted, seemingly painted-on chocolate cocktail dress.

And now our stomach's growling. Great.

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The girls from No Angels wearing sweet designs by German bakery Lambertz in a chocolate fashion show. Photo: Alexandra Beier, Getty Images

Meanwhile, see how these delicious designs from Salon du Chocolat compare. And see this wedding dress make of cake. We do!