Here's what's happening around the web this morning:

Karl Lagerfeld's Plus-Size V Photos Released
Karl "No one wants to see a round woman" Lagerfeld's photos of plus-size gal Miss Dirty Martini for V Magazine's Size Issue are out -- and they're fabulous.
[Models.com]

Rimmel Launching New Products
Fasten your seatbelts, kids. Rimmel is celebrating its 10th year of US distribution by launching its largest number of new beauty products ever.
[WWD]

Jeweler Justin Giunta Joins Tory Burch
Tory Burch is getting Subversive -- or at least its designer. Star jeweler Justin Giunta has signed on as the brand's design director of jewelry, with holiday-resort to be his first collection.
[WWD]

Matthew Williamson's Menswear Move
Boys don't cry, but do they wear hot pink? We'll find out when Matthew Williamson's new menswear collection hits stores next month.
[Vogue UK]

Karen Elson Takes Over For Angelina Jolie
St. John's new spring ad campaign stars clumsy model Karen Elson, taking over the reins from former spokesmodel Angelina Jolie, whose contract ended in 2008.
[The Cut]

Susan Boyle's Online Shop
Songstress Susan Boyle has her own online shop, which sells t-shirts featuring the "Hairy Angel" and her cat Pebbles. The line forms to the left.
[Daily Mirror]

Victoria Beckham's £1 Million Shopping Spree
Victoria Beckham reportedly splashed out on £1 million worth of clothes and accessories -- including a Rolex and 12 pairs of sunglasses -- on a recent shopping trip in Milan. Just think how many Susan Boyle t-shirts that would buy.
[Marie Claire UK]

Sharon Stone Disses Meryl Streep
Insert foot in three, two, one... Sharon Stone has said that Meryl Streep "looks like an unmade bed" in a new interview, in perhaps the biggest back-handed compliment ever uttered.
[Huffington Post]