(For those keeping track at home, that's eight nude covers, 16 boobs, 24 strategically placed bars covering the naughty bits and countless straight men taking a sudden interest in fashion.)
Celebrating the theme of Fashion Icons, LOVE's octo-cover stars an assortment of iconic models: Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell, Amber Valletta, Lara Stone, Natalia Vodianova, Daria Werbowy, Jeneil Williams and Kristen McMenamy.
Star lensmen Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott captured each sans clothing and posing with exercise cables. (Which reminds us: We soooo need to go to the gym.)
"For this issue of LOVE, we took eight women who are generally acknowledged as the most beautiful in the world, got them to show off their bodies -- widely regarded as the most perfect in the world -- and photographed them all in exactly the same position for the cover," LOVE's editor-in-chief Katie Grand told Vogue.
"We did this to show how much they differed physically from one another, which is why we also printed their measurements.
"The point is that 'perfection' is not fixed, timeless or transcendent. It varies, as the measurements of our cover girls show."
Um, it's been awhile since we've been to the optician but looks to us that those measurements are skinny, skinny, skinny, skinny, skinny, skinny and skinny. Oh, and then there's that so-called heifer Lara "Dumptruck" Stone.
(Where's Beth Ditto when you need her?)
The issue hits stands on Feb. 8. (Send your boyfriend to a remote island, stat!)
And check out 10's his-and-her covers starring David and Victoria Beckham (in clothes).