It's raining men, halleluj -- wait, what the hell are these dudes wearing?

The recent menswear shows in Paris and Milan may have had plenty of dreamy male models to drool over, but they also had a slew of bizarre ensembles that triggered our gag reflex, not our salivatory glands. Behold, the most motley of the crew.



Plus, check out these highly questionable pantyhose for men. No comment.