Here's an idea for the next star of VH1's "Where Are They Now?": Pamela Anderson!

We're actually feeling sort of sorry for the buxom blonde former "Baywatch" babe. First, she made personal appearances at two Philadelphia Rite-Aids last month to promote her new perfume line, "Malibu," with limited turnout.

And this week, only 20 people showed up to the Miami nightclub Play to check out her A*Muse line fashion show.

Now there's a DD-sized ouch.

The fashion show, London's Daily Mail reports, came with a $25 entry fee and was advertised as being co-hosted by Anderson, 42, and A*Muse co-designer Richie Rich.

Maybe folks were just annoyed by the $20,000 and $50,000 "Penthouse packages" that earned buyers a chance to hang with "Barb Wire" herself after the show. Or perhaps the frightening image of Anderson wearing a sheer sheet during last year's New Zealand Fashion Week A*Muse runway show still burned brightly in their brains.

But there could be a comeback yet in Anderson's future. Reports say that the "Stripperella" star has signed on for the next season of "Dancing With the Stars." According to Radaronline, the deal is done.

Let's just hope she doesn't attempt the quick step in a sheet.

Although, that could actually top Anderson's recent Genie role in a London production of "Aladdin."