Instead, she filled the front row of her Kardashians by Bebe debut at Fashion Week with two of "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" and the slap-happy and cleavage-happy JWoww from "Jersey Shore."
With JWoww's most likely uber-cringe-worthy fashion line coming out soon, StyleList caught up with her after the Bebe show to get the details.
StyleList: What can you tell us about your upcoming clothing line?
JWoww: I'm collaborating with three designers right now and they are all close friends of mine. It's all about sexy, edgy, rock. I'm doing, like, a gothic rocker.
SL: What type of designers and brands are you looking to for inspiration?
JW: My favorite designers are Ed Hardy and Marc Jacobs [not two designers we'd use in the same sentence, except when talking about this lawsuit]. And I like the Affliction and Diesel look, but for women.
SL: So lots of embellishment and gold foil?
JW: Yes, yes. It's about the ripped look, the shredded look.
SL: Your signature shirt has been described as a "boob sling"... are you going to call it that?
JW: [Laughs] No! But I'm going to have it in the line, but it'll be different. I have that in the line and the shirt with the head scarf [that I wore on the show].
SL: When is it all out?
JW: Hopefully we'll launch it by July.
Mark your calendars, kids. Or not.
And check out our exclusive interview with her Ed Hardy-loving castmate.