Here's what's happening around the web this morning:

Kelly Osbourne Rocks Lavender Locks
Has Kelly Osbourne been hanging out in an old folks' home? The reality star is now sporting a lavender rinse that would make Granny jealous.
[Daily Mail]

Human Barbie Gives 15-Year-Old Daughter Botox
Sarah Burge, known as the Human Barbie thanks to her record for the most cosmetic surgery, is under fire for giving her 15-year-old daughter Botox. Suddenly Joan Crawford doesn't seem so bad.
[Metro]

Agyness Deyn Stars in Short Film
Future Naagster Agyness Deyn is appearing in a short film noir co-starring "Law & Order" actor Linus Roache. Eat your heart out, Cindy Crawford.
[Elle UK]

"Jersey Shore" Girls Headed to Harper's Bazaar
Snooki and company are interrupting their busy tanning schedules to pose for Harper's Bazaar. Et tu, Glenda Bailey?
[WWD]

Naomi Campbell Escapes Charges
Looks like Naomi Campbell has caught a lucky break. The NYPD will not be pursuing charges alleging that the anger-challenged supermodel attacked her driver yesterday.
[Vogue UK]

Pamela Anderson Commercial Banned in Australia
Paris Hilton isn't the only blonde bombshell with a risque commercial. Pamela Anderson's ad for Crazy Domains -- which sees her stripping down to a gold bikini -- has been banned in Australia.
[Daily Express]

John Galliano Creating Eau de Toilette
Now sniff this: Designer John Galliano will be launching a "younger, more casual-feeling and joyful" eau de toilette, set to hit the US in spring 2011.
[WWD]

Asos.com Launches Eco Beauty Channel
Good news, green goddesses! Asos.com has launched the Green Room, a shopping channel devoted to 200 eco-friendly beauty products.
[Fab Sugar UK]