Here's what's happening around the web this morning:

Kelly Osbourne Rocks Lavender Locks
Has Kelly Osbourne been hanging out in an old folks' home? The reality star is now sporting a lavender rinse that would make Granny jealous.
[Daily Mail]

Human Barbie Gives 15-Year-Old Daughter Botox
Sarah Burge, known as the Human Barbie thanks to her record for the most cosmetic surgery, is under fire for giving her 15-year-old daughter Botox. Suddenly Joan Crawford doesn't seem so bad.

Agyness Deyn Stars in Short Film
Future Naagster Agyness Deyn is appearing in a short film noir co-starring "Law & Order" actor Linus Roache. Eat your heart out, Cindy Crawford.
[Elle UK]

"Jersey Shore" Girls Headed to Harper's Bazaar
Snooki and company are interrupting their busy tanning schedules to pose for Harper's Bazaar. Et tu, Glenda Bailey?

Naomi Campbell Escapes Charges
Looks like Naomi Campbell has caught a lucky break. The NYPD will not be pursuing charges alleging that the anger-challenged supermodel attacked her driver yesterday.
[Vogue UK]

Pamela Anderson Commercial Banned in Australia
Paris Hilton isn't the only blonde bombshell with a risque commercial. Pamela Anderson's ad for Crazy Domains -- which sees her stripping down to a gold bikini -- has been banned in Australia.
[Daily Express]

John Galliano Creating Eau de Toilette
Now sniff this: Designer John Galliano will be launching a "younger, more casual-feeling and joyful" eau de toilette, set to hit the US in spring 2011.
[WWD] Launches Eco Beauty Channel
Good news, green goddesses! has launched the Green Room, a shopping channel devoted to 200 eco-friendly beauty products.
[Fab Sugar UK]