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Charlize Theron hits the Oscars red carpet in a Dior Haute Couture gown. Photo: Frazer Harrison, Getty Images

That's funny -- we thought for sure James "I'm the King of the Woooooorld!" Cameron would be the biggest boob of the 2010 Oscars ceremony.

But, no, that dark horse Charlize Theron has nabbed the award thanks to the two supersized rosettes adorning her breasts as part of her stapless lilac Dior Haute Couture gown.

(As if the fellas needed help directing traffic to Theron's, ahem, "North Country.")

The Fembot-style boobs are already the talk of the town (and by "town," we mean "Twitter," where the rosettes are already earning comparisons to Cinnabon from armchair Joan Rivers).

Hey, John Galliano's never been one to play it safe. And on a red carpet strewn with silicone, it's nice to bring new meaning to the phrase "fake boobs."

What do you think? Is Theron's dress a knockout, or does Madonna want her tatas back?

Meanwhile, check out nominee Sandra Bullock's secret skincare weapon.

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