Q: What do you get when you put a cheap slut in a beautiful dress?
A: A cheap slut in a beautiful dress.

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You can't make silk purses out of sows ears!

Jersey shore is so offensive to italians.
"yous." ha, its really not that funny.

I'm sorry but they still look so classless. Class is not just what you wear, it's the way you carry yourself, the way you speak, etc. Some people can pull it off, some can't. Putting an expensive dress on these "girls" just doesn't cut it.

Aside from their moronic behavior, spray tans, fake boobs, lack of intellect, and overall "HO demeanor" I'd say they're ready to graduate from Mrs. Porter's School.

Anyone who even begins to use the word "CLASS" in any form regarding these pigs is one themself.

I would "maybe" consider them after a quart of good scotch. But only for about 15 minutes.

They could possibly have a future though ...... seriously now..... they could play a role as the offspring of the women in the movie Goodfellows. In fact an educational movie could be made using these pigs as "why some mum's and dad's should NOT have kids.

I mean seriously .... if I had kids like these, both the girls and the guys, I would seriously consider leaving then on a door step and then fleeing the country. Maybe even go into the witness protection program.

What would really be a kick is to see this group in about twenty years. Especially the girls as mature bimbettes. Big fat lumpy thighs, leather faces from all the tanning, and possibly with some new form of rash or infection from their nights when they thought they were hot ......;>)

I still can not believe how these people became famous. Those girls with those big plastic fake boobs just don't do it for me. I rather see a woman with natural smaller ones then those basketball boobs they carry around with them. To bad Network programing heads have no clue on how to find good TV sitcoms or drama shows. Network TV is so bad now I never watch it.

Expensive dresses didn't help. They still look trashy. Who even watches these crud, obnoxious brats?

thank goodness i'm not the only one who thinks these girls are obnoxious and loud mouthed. I thought everyone liked this snookie girl, and I was getting concerned about our nation's state of mind. the girl has no respect for herself, that's probably why she kept getting punched in the mouth...she even got knocked out by a guy, now that's awful on both sides. She reminds me of the neighborhood little fat girl who thought she could go around beating up boys because she says "i'm a girl and you're not allowed to hit me", well your mouth keeps writing checks - but your account is definitely overdrawn!

you must be kidding, any piece of trash now can be on the cover of our beloved fashion magazines, what a shame. i guess the days of using anounymous fashion models is gone forever and i miss it. how do you think models became famous? they started out modeling not being lil piggy trashy reality stars.

What a surprise, they look a little better.

Margaret Mitchell said it in Gone with the Wind: Put a mule in a harness covered with brass, slick up his hide, and hitch him to a fine carriage. He's still a mule in horse harness.

How well does Snooki get along with her white roommates from the show? I don't get why the show spent any money on having them back...just do another casting call for guido's/guidettes....

Unfortunately I have heard of the show and two "characters" from it, Snooky and the Situation. I have never seen the show nor ever plan to see it. I am bored and decided to post. Yea!

All the makeup and pretty dresses in the world cannot cure VD or get rid of that noxious shnookie skank funk. It's just lipstick on pigs...literally.

reminds me of the old saying

"you can put a dress on a pig...but it's still a pig."

actually fits perfectly with this pack of swine.

glad they were shunned and ran out of south florida. go back to new york where you fit in perfectly.....and belong.

The article quotes Snooki as saying, "I used to take etiquette school." That pretty much says it all. I guess I should tell people that I used to "take college." Roll a turd in powdered sugar and you still have a turd. Why does America have an appetite for vermin like this? I am sad for us all....

jersey shore is the greatest show on television

the cast members are an icon to which all people should look up to