So that's how the devil is able to afford all that Prada.
And budding Grace Coddingtons with deep pockets can still bid -- they auction doesn't end until this Thursday at 12:29pm EST.
Oh, drats. Our dog ate our checkbook.
But while the fashion set is clamoring to be Wintour's underling, an auction to be a Versace
slave intern for an entire semester, complete with Donatella meet-and-greet, has yet to receive a single bid since kicking off yesterday.
But don't get too cocky, Anna. Bidding to attend a taping of "The Oprah Winfrey Show" and meet Oprah herself has already fetched $16,000. (In related news, your mother just spent your inheritance.)
After all, if we wanted to fetch lattes and deal with frosty glares, we'd just stay parked in the kitchen for free.
Meanwhile, Marilyn Monroe's personal effects are also on the auction block.