Wait, we're confused... just who's supposed to be biggest babe on the planet?
The lads at Maxim claim Katy Perry is the "hottest," while timeless beauties Helen Mirren, Sophia Loren, and Catherine Deneuve made the cut on Wizard Jeans' list.
But hold on, gals -- there's a new bombshell in the race.
Marisa Miller of Victoria's Secret fame has been named the sexiest woman in the world by an international poll conducted by FHM Magazine, according to a press release.
"Californian supermodel Marisa Miller has the kind of sun-kissed sex appeal that wows men all over the world," gushes U.K. editor Colin Kennedy.
"With a strong showing in more than 20 FHM territories, including the UK, and a No. 1 ranking on our hugely popular US website the Victoria's Secret superstar gathered more votes across our entire network than anyone else, making Marisa officially the sexiest woman on the planet."
The poll, now in its 16th year, reportedly measured more than one million votes cast by readers of the magazine's 24 editions worldwide.
Last year, sultry actress Megan Fox took home the sexy honors. Poor girl must have gotten a pimple or something.
Speaking of sexy, check out these racy Miss USA photos.