Here's what's happening around the web this morning:

Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson to Get New Summer Scents
What does blonde smell like? We'll soon find out with the summer launches of Paris Hilton's Tease (heh) and Jessica Simpson's Fancy Nights (really?) fragrances by Parlux.

Gisele Bundchen is Top-Earning Model
Don't hate Gisele Bundchen because she's beautiful. Hate her because she's the richest model in the world, according to Forbes.

Naomi Watts to Play Marilyn Monroe
Naomi Watts will star as Marilyn Monroe in the upcoming film "Blonde." We hope her research involves some sort of pie-eating contest.

Lady Gaga's Heel-less Shoes
We can't decide which is more awesome... Lady Gaga rocking out to "Don't Stop Believin'" or her laws-of-physics-defying heel-less platform shoes.
[Daily Mail]

Women Wear £1,000 Worth of Clothing and Jewelry Per Day
A study from insurance company Sheila's Wheels has found that a woman's outfit and accessories adds up to an average of £1,052.85 (about $1,500) per day. So that's why that store clerk chopped up our credit card.
[Daily Express]

La Mer Teams Up with Oceana
La Mer will launch a limited-edition line of blue Creme de la Mer jars as part of a campaign (starring January Jones!) to promote Oceana and World Oceans Day on June 8. Surf's up!

Kay Unger Launches Plus-Size Range
Curves ahead! Designer Kay Unger has expanded her line to include plus sizes, which will be exclusive to Salon Z at Saks Fifth Avenue.
[Daily Venus Diva]

Beyonce to Design Home Furnishings Line
Beyonce's Dereon and House of Dereon lines will launch a home furnishings collection for the holidays. We'll take the Sasha Fierce pillow sham, please.