Here's what's happening around the web this morning:

Usher, Halle Berry Win Big at FiFi Awards
Grammys? Oscars? Big whoop. Usher and Halle Berry now have FiFi Awards thank to their celebrity scents.

Celebrities Spark Sexy Hosiery, Garter Trend
British department store Debenhams cites warm temperatures and celebrity trend-setters as the driving force behind a 238 percent sales increase for black garter belts. Really it's just because we're tired of doing the pantyhose waddle.
[Daily Mail]

Cristiano Ronaldo's Girlfriend Lands Armani Exchange Contract
Emporio Armani underwear model/genetically blessed soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo has reportedly helped his model girlfriend Irina Shayk score a gig modeling swimwear for the AX summer campaign. Hmmm... a hot footballer and his lady posing for Armani? Where have we seen that before?
[NY Post]

China Lifts Bald Ban
The Chinese city of Xiamen has lifted a ban barring bald Taiwanese visitors from applying for visas because of fears they would be able to disguise themselves more easily with wigs. Pack your bags, Mr. Clean!

Fergie Dons Claws for World Cup Performance
How do you steal the show from Shakira? A few claws should do it -- right, Fergie? The singer donned the spiky fingerwear at last night's World Cup Kick-Off Concert.
[Fab Sugar UK]

Uma Thurman, Donna Karan Team Up For Key to the Cure
Uma Thurman and Donna Karan are joining forces with Saks Fifth Avenue and The Breast Cancer Research Foundation for Key to the Cure. Think pink, people.