Here's what's happening around the web this morning:
JCPenney to Launch In-Store Aldo Shops
Shoes, glorious shoes! Aldo's Call It Spring brand will soon be featured in in-store shops at JCPenney.
Lady Gaga Posing as a Man?
Dude looks like a Lady! New SHOWStudio images forVogues Hommes Japan might actually be Lady Gaga getting her butch on while dressed as a man.
Britain's Advertising Watchdog Bans Diesel "Flashing" Ads
A series of Diesel ads featuring women flashing their bodies have been banned by Britain's Advertising Standards Authority for being indecent and anti-social. What could be more social than showing a stranger your boobs?
Shopping Linked to Impotence
A chemical compound found on some shopping receipts may suppress male hormones and lead to impotence. Great -- who's going to hold our handbag while we try on clothes now?
Evan Rachel Wood Stars in Gucci Guilty Commercial
"Sin City" creator Frank Miller has directed Evan Rachel Wood in a new commercial for the forthcoming Gucci Guilty fragrance. It's got sex, tattoos and the Friendly Fires -- 'nuff said.