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Jared Leto shows his blond ambition at Dior's haute couture show. Photo: Getty Images

Oh, Jordan Catalano, say it ain't so...

Moptop Brian Krakow would surely have a good laugh over the dramatic blond fauxhawk Jared Leto flaunted at the Dior haute couture show in Paris.

Unfortunately, we feel more like crying.

The actor/musician hit up the Paris runway show in a trench, avant-garde jeans, and superstar shades (eye roll), but it was that peroxide pompadour stacked on his pretty little head that caught our attention.

(And now, a moment of silence for the poor sap stuck sitting behind him. Though, we secretly hope it was last season's blogging blocker, Tavi.)

Should we reach for a hose and knock that bleachy tower off its pedestal, or shrug our shoulders and count ourselves lucky that at least he wasn't wearing guyliner (this time)?

Decisions, decisions.

Meanwhile, check out Victoria Beckham's new hair extensions.