Here's what's happening around the web this morning:

Threadless Teaming Up with Dell, Havaianas
Crowd-sourced design site Threadless will be drumming up designs for both Dell laptops and Havaianas t-shirts and flip-flops. Our feet and hard drives are beside themselves.
[WWD]

Karl Lagerfeld to Make "Gossip Girl" Cameo?
Karl Lagerfeld + Chuck Bass = we die. Here's hoping that the rumors that the Kaiser is set to star on "Gossip Girl" are true.
[Glamour]

Lindsay Lohan's Foul-Mouthed Courtroom Manicure
Did jail-bound Lindsay Lohan flash a filthy four-letter message via her manicure in court yesterday? You be the judge!
[Grazia Daily]

Orlando Bloom to Front Hugo Boss Orange
Hugo Boss has landed a pretty face for its new Orange fragrance: model-romancer Orlando Bloom. Let the ogling begin.
[People]

Jam Made From Princess Diana's Hair
Got your barf bag at the ready? Good. The makers of Occult Jam are claiming that their secret ingredient is a speck of the late Princess Diana's hair. Looks like it's just you and me, peanut butter.
[The Sun]

Twitter Launching @Earlybird Shopping Service
Twitter is joining the world of e-commerce with the @earlybird account, which blasts out shopping deals. Just another thing you'll have to explain to your parents how to use.
[NY Times]