Lindsay Lohan - Gun-Licking Nun in Movie Poster for 'Machete'
Sister act. Lindsay Lohan in the provocative new "Machete" movie poster. Photo: Splash News
How do you solve a problem like Lindsay Lohan?
Beats us. But while the starlet may be staring down the barrel of a 90-day jail sentence, a poster for her new film sees her as a nun (really) licking said barrel.
Where's Mother Superior when you need her?
The revolver tonsil hockey is all to promote "Machete," a new Robert Rodriguez film which casts Lohan as "The Sister," who we can only assume is one very naughty nun.
According to Moviefone, Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Danny Trejo, and Steven Seagal (!) also star in the action flick. If seeing Lohan French kiss a gun doesn't have you intrigued, surely that line-up will?
Meanwhile, check out Lohan's controversial courtroom nail art.
Tags: guns, lindsay lohan, machete, movie posters, movies, nuns, religious, robert rodriguez
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Alicia, 7-15-2010, 8:16PM
Okay, generally not a big enough fan on anyone mentioned to go see this movie, but anything that has the name "Machete" and a nun with a gun has t at least be amusing, if not actually good.
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