giorgio armani white speedo beach

Giorgio Armani goes with the less is more theory. Photo:

Ladies, gird your loins.

Not one to let being 76 years old cramp his style, designer Giorgio Armani hit the Spanish coast in -- brace yourself -- a white Speedo, the Daily Mirror reports.

And while we'll give the man props for his deep tan and surprisingly svelte body, the saggy briefs did him no favors.

"He's in good nick for his age but those swimming pants did nothing for him," an onlooker told the paper.

"They're enough to make grown men wince."

They're not the only ones.

What's next, Giorgio? Replacing Cristiano Ronaldo in your underwear campaigns? Perish the thought.

Meanwhile, Ed Westwick is also partial to Speedos.