Angelina Jolie has joined Twitter. Photo: Kiyoshi Ota, Getty Images

Your mother, your UPS guy, and everyone you went to junior high with is on Twitter... so isn't it about time Angelina Jolie joined the party?

Us Weekly is reporting that the actress has opened up her own account after realizing that someone else was Tweeting under her name.

The catch? It's protected, and she's not following anyone, which means that you probably shouldn't hold your breath for a #FollowFriday.

Still, sources tell the magazine that Jolie might start Tweeting "later this year," likely about her charitable causes. And to help give her a little nudge, we've come up with what some of her style-related tweets might look like:

• Getting new tat tmw. But first I need to have old one lasered to make some space. #FML
• @BradPitt threatening to grow beard back. Sent assistant to buy Nair and sleeping pills. This ends tonight.
• Sheesh. Never complaining about having a bad hair day again. Lost half my followers!
• Got bottle of Lolavie in gift bag. Makes a great toilet bowl cleaner BTW. #householdhints
• Just saw Megan Fox in black leather dress. Will have last laugh when I cast Brian Austin Green in "Mr. & Mrs. Smith 2."
• Ugh. Maddox, Pax, and Shiloh fighting over mini Tom Ford suit. Again.
• #FollowFriday @Sh%tShilohSays -- Kids say the darndest things!

Meanwhile, see Angelina's red-hot "Salt" premiere look.