Here's what's happening around the web this morning:

Shakira to Launch New Scent
Pop star Shakira has a new fragrance to wear "Underneath Your Clothes." S by Shakira launches in September.
[WWD]

Jennifer Lopez Joins "American Idol"
Fly Girl Jennifer Lopez will reportedly join Steven Tyler and Randy Jackson on the "American Idol" judging panel next season. Screw the songs -- we can't wait to see what she wears!
[Popeater]

Miss Australia Donning Uggs, Aboriginal Swimsuit for Miss Universe
Miss Australia Jesinta Campbell will be wearing high-heeled Uggs, a lambswool shrug, and a cut-out swimsuit for the next Miss Universe pageant. Fashion critics and basically anyone with eyeballs are calling the costume a "national joke."
[Herald Sun]

Lady Gaga Wears Strait Jacket to Airport
Well, it was just a matter of time... Lady Gaga arrived at a Houston airport in a strait jacket-style dress yesterday.
[Celebrity Mound]

Olivia Palermo Covers ASOS Magazine
Hot child in "The City"! Olivia Palermo has scored the cover of the autumn/winter ASOS issue.
[Fab Sugar UK]

Skimpy Outfits Drive Male Motorists to Distraction
A new survey has found that male drivers are 10 times more likely to be distracted and crash when they pass a scantily clad woman. Oh, sure, blame us.
[Daily Express]

Mischa Barton Wears Cut-Out Miu Miu Dress
Either Mischa Barton has been hanging out with Buffalo Bill, or the cut-out trend has really gotten out of control. The actress sported an odd belly-exposing Miu Miu dress and Crayola yellow locks last night.
[Daily Mail]

Vatican City Cracking Down on Skirts, Shorts
Leave the mini, take the cannoli. Vatican City is enforcing a strict dress code that bans shorts, short skirts, and exposed shoulders.
[Telegraph]

Gerard Butler Signs On with L'Oréal
Scottish hottie Gerard Butler will be the new face of L'Oréal Paris Men's Expert -- outside the U.S. Wanh wanh wahhhhh.
[WWD]