Rachel Zoe Michael Kors Harper's Bazaar september 2010 issue pile of designer bags

Rachel Zoe buried in Michael Kors accessories while the designer looks quite guilty, gripping a shovel with black-gloved hands. Photo courtesy of Harper's Bazaar

Be careful what you wish for, Rachel Zoe.

The celebrity stylist's "I die" catchphrase is the inspiration for a new Harper's Bazaar photo shoot in which Zoe -- you guessed it -- dies.

Oh, but what a way to go.

Jennifer Aniston on the September cover of Harper's Bazaar. Photo courtesy of Harper's Bazaar

The September fashion spread -- snapped by lensman Douglas Friedman -- sees the pint-sized reality star getting offed by designers Vera Wang, Michael Kors, Francisco Costa, Brian Atwood, and Marc Jacobs.

"I only want to kill Rachel when I don't land one of her fabulous clients for the Oscars," confides Wang, seen poisoning Zoe's cocktail.

"The perfect accessory can make the difference between looking blah and totally to die for," adds a devious Kors, who is photographed burying the stylist underneath a pile of designer handbags.

And here we thought former associate Taylor Jacobson would be prime suspect...

Meanwhile, check out StyleList's interview with Zoe's co-star Brad Goreski.