Pittsburgh Steeler Troy Polamalu -- famed for his wild mane of long ringlets -- has had his hair insured by Lloyds of London for $1 million thanks to Head & Shoulders, People's StyleWatch reports.
Um...they know he plays football, right? Those tackles had better be gentle on his tresses.
"It's correlated to what a warrior in the past would do to prepare for war," the Samoan player says of his 45-minute hair routine. "You have the Mongolians, the Japanese Samurai, the Spartans -- all of these warriors with long hair... and in that way you can almost get into the mind-way, preparing for some type of battle when you are doing your hair."
OMG! Is this dude single? He, like, totally gets us.
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