Um, when did Katy Perry take up figure skating?
The one-shoulder costume-like frock -- paired with strappy black heels rather than skates -- just barely kept her "assets" hidden, though the "California Gurls" singer didn't mind showing off her one-of-a-kind manicure, which featured images of her future hubby, Russell Brand.
And if that didn't spell love, the wig-loving Perry also jazzed up her wavy dark locks with colorful extensions in honor of Brand's beloved West Ham football team.
But hey, if that doesn't work out, she could always get with Doug Dorsey...
Meanwhile, check out Jane Lynch's "Glee"-ful garb.