Models show off their toppers topless (and then some). Photos: FirstVIEW

Look, ma -- no pants!

Wig designer Charlie Le Mindu raised eyebrows by sending nude models down the runway at his London Fashion Week fashion show.

Well, that's one way to get our attention.

Wearing bubblegum pink platform boots (by Lady Gaga's favorite heel-less shoe designer Noritaka Tatehana), handbags, Le Mindu's eccentric hats and wigs (also a Gaga go-to), and not much else, the starkers models flashed the rapt audience.

And you thought your job was tough.

Wow. After Gaga's VMAs meat dresses and Jeremy Scott's prosciutto pieces, we knew flesh was in. We just didn't realize that it would be our own!

Speaking of daredevil models, check out this vertical fashion show.