(That's it. We are officially vegetarians.)
Thankfully made from plastic and not actual meat (though try telling that to the ravenous dogs chasing you down the street), the $55 "meat-lace" is the brainchild of designer Onch, who once starred on "Paris Hilton's My New BFF," according to BWE.
Beats swinging by the butcher with a stapler, we suppose.
Now we just need someone to whip up a meat watch -- because we're sure this trend's 15 minutes are up!
Meanwhile, Lady Gaga's dress is set to be made into jerky.