Here's what's happening around the web this morning:

British Accessorize Chain Lands Stateside
British accessory chain Accessorize is set to open its first NYC store on Oct. 28. Claire's is shaking in its boots.

"Sesame Street" Parodies the Old Spice Guy
Look at this. Now look at Grover as he spoofs our favorite Old Spice Guy pitchman. Now look away because seeing Muppets in the shower is kinda creepy.

Teri Hatcher Rocks Bouffant Bob
Mom "helmet hair" strikes back! Teri Hatcher has ditched her long locks for a fluffy bob 'do. Woe.
[Marie Claire UK]

Supermarket Under Fire for Selling Padded Bras for Children
British retailer Asda has been accused of sexualizing children after selling padded bras for young girls. Ew.
[Daily Mail]

Scary Sexy Halloween Costumes Unveiled
Our buds at Refinery 29 have found the most disturbing "sexy" Halloween costumes on offer this year. We will never look at Chewbacca the same way again.
[Refinery 29]

Lauren Conrad Covers Teen Vogue
Lauren Conrad has landed the November cover of Teen Vogue. Nice to see a "Hills" star who still has her old face.
[Just Jared]