Here's what's happening around the web this morning:

Derek Lam Designing for eBay
Following in the footsteps of Narciso Rodriguez, Derek Lam will be designing an exclusive ready-to-wear collection on eBay. Come to mama.

Target Launching Designer Collective in March
Baby, come back! Target will be debuting Designer Collective, a dress range featuring past collaborators like Rodarte, Zac Posen, and Proenza Schouler, on March 13. Best. Déjà vu. Ever.
[Fashion Indie]

Kelly Osbourne Dons Gold Body Paint for "Goldfinger" Recreation
She's the girl, the girl with the Midas touch! Kelly Osbourne is wearing head-to-toe gold body paint for a "Goldfinger"-inspired shoot for Sky+HD. Er, did she not see what happens to the girl in the movie?

Oprah Winfrey Wears Victoria Beckham Dress
Who says Victoria Beckham's clothes are only for toothpicks? Oprah Winfrey flaunted her curves in a champagne-hued frock at a conference for women yesterday.
[Daily Mail]

Necropolis Expo Hosts Funeral Fashion Show
That's right, folks. A funeral fashion show.

Keith Richards' Daughter Goes Topless for Photo Shoot
What is it with these model daughters of the Rolling Stones? First Georgia May Jagger got racy for Harper's Bazaar. Now Keith's little girl Alexandra Richards is posing topless for Karma is a bitch, guys.

Longchamp, Eres to Collaborate on Bikini, Bags
Talk about a match made in Frenchie heaven! Longchamp and Eres will team up this spring on a printed bikini and beach bag. BYO towel.