But we, we have razors.
The Russian beauty raised eyebrows at last night's Harper's Bazaar Women of the Year party in London when she lifted her glam gold Balmain gown and revealed hairy, unshaven legs, the Daily Mail reports.
To be fair, the Givenchy model may simply be too busy to shave. The mother of three was honored at the event as Inspiration of the Year for raising money to build playgrounds for children, according to the paper.
It's not the first time Vodianova has been busted for being a member of Team Mo'Nique.
In August, Coco Perez spied her hairy thighs in a steamy ad campaign for Forum Jeans. Get on it, airbrushers!
Goodness, between Vodianova's legs and Hilary Swank's hairy pits, we're starting to feel ahead of the game. Thanks, ladies -- and let us know if you want the name of a good waxer.
In other news, are tights that make your legs look hairy the next big thing?
Meanwhile, read about the latest trend of skipping baths and deodorants.