Photo by Nick Saglimbeni

The Kardashians' online Christmas card (or Kristmas kard, for purists) that was published on Kim's blog yesterday portrays their family life as if it were a scene from "Dynasty." We have the fashion credits!

Stylist Monica Rose, who assembled the shoot, says Kim Kardashian is wearing an Emilio Pucci dress and vintage earrings.

Her sister Khloe Kardashian is wearing a Monique Lhuillier gown, the stylist's own belt and a Heather Belle bracelet.

Kylie Jenner is wearing a "black and black/nude" strapless gown by Lee Klabin from PRB studio. The necklace and bracelet are Vera Wang, and she has Sermoneta gloves.

Kris Jenner looks regal in a Pamella Roland gown and vintage earrings.

Kourtney Kardashian seems to be declaring she wears the pants in the family with an Alexander McQueen tuxedo, Dolce & Gabbana shirt, Christian Louboutin shoes and vintage earrings.

Her baby, Mason, is wearing a custom-made Astor & Black suit, Ralph Lauren shirt, Pucci pocket square and Ralph Lauren shoes.

Kendall Jenner has a Soltani dress, Nicholson black cropped jacket from PRB studio, Christian Louboutin shoes and vintage earrings. (Sheesh, doesn't anyone in this family ever buy a new pair of earrings?)

Rob Kardashian is keeping it real in a Ermenegildo Zegna suit; Bruce Jenner is in an Armani suit.

The photo is by Nick Saglimbeni, makeup by Joyce Bonelli and hair by Rob Scheppy.