Images: Bauer-Griffin | Royal Mint

Critics are screaming "off with their heads" at Britain's Royal Mint for renderings of Kate Middleton and Prince William on a commemorative wedding coin. Some observers charge that it makes the queen-to-be look "plump," and has her royal fiancé sporting "Elvis" hair.

That's not all: UK newspapers are suggesting Middleton's visage looks like she had her lips inflated and one royal watcher compared Prince William's minted resemblance to former Vice President Al Gore.

The Daily Mail notes that while the couples official Mario Testino engagement photos were tastefully airbrushed, the coins have rendered the couple unrecognizable. Middleton looks "masculine" while her upper lip has been "plumped beyond" recognition.

The tabloid gives the mint kudos for discreetly disguising the prince's thinning hair, but complains his "Adam's apple matches the size of his nose." Ouch!

The Mirror complained that Middleton looks "chunkier and older" on the coin and said while Prince William came out handsomer than his future bride, "he has been engraved with what seems to be an Elvis Presley quiff."

Meanwhile, Majesty magazine editor, Ingrid Seward, was the most incensed. "The coin is of historical importance, to get it so wrong seems ridiculous," she told Britain's Sky News.

The special design has received approval from both Prince William and Queen Elizabeth II, the AP reports. The coins, which range in price from $16 to $2,450 depending on the metals, underwent an "rigorous approval process" before being created by an in-house design team based on images of the couple at a polo match, the mint told the wire service.

Meanwhile, Prince William and his bride-to-be have made it clear their images -- good or bad -- are not to appear on this tacky article of clothing.

And read about the garment Middleton wore when she met Prince William that already has royal artifact status.

As always, you can find the latest royal wedding news on RoyalWedding.AOL.com.