With all the hats this season, it is important to know your facts.

Here is a trilby:
Fun for boys and girls!

The name of the hat comes from George du Maurier's 1894 novel, Trilby. There was a London stage play made of the novel, and one character wore a hat like a fedora, but with a narrower brim. It was dubbed a trilby.

Here is a fedora:
That brim comes in handy in the rain!

As you can see, the brim is larger, giving the fedora a hint more dramatic flair. Fedoras were also named for a London stage play. The title character in Princess Fedora by Victorien Sardou in 1891 wore such a hat.

Here is an alpaca:
Hi, I'm an alpaca and I have some ideas.
Available here.

Alpacas look kind of like llamas. They eat hay and grass.

Here, you can get an alpaca fedora, and totally baffle your friends with linguistic glee:
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So now, you know.