Alan Jackson
Ah, Alan Jackson. We live for those corny embroidered country shirts of his, paired with jeans that are so tight they would totally be showing off his junk if it weren't for that conveniently placed water bottle. Was it a random item to carry on the red carpet, or a strategic move on Jackson's part? Either way, we're glad he has it -- nobody wants to see his man cleavage outline. Ummm..EW.
