Cancer June 22-July 22

Lindsay Lohan, birthday July 2. Oh, Cancer, you mischievous minx. The pranks you pull this week will be misunderstood, and even worse, you'll be paying the piper for past misdeeds, even if you're as reformed as you claim. The stars say that this is the week to stay in and organize your underwear drawer, stopping first to a) buy some and b) make sure your assistant pays this time.