Avril Lavigne

"When you can't sell concerts... The Kohl Corp (who????) must be in the crapper, because they've resorted to teaming up with April Lavigne to launch her own "rocker" inspired clothing line to come out this July. April's line will be called Abbey Dawn, and it will be aimed towards the tween market. You know, cuz she's such a great role model! The brand will be introduced this summer for back-to-school shoppers, and will feature new collections every 60 days. The clothes are set to be designed to Avril's taste. In other words: she's not designing that shit herself!" -Perez Hilton