Renee Zellweger at the 2009 Golden Globes

Where to start? Since it's all bad, let's take it from the top: the hair is a fright, the flouncy sleeves are oddly 70's, dated but not retro, the sheer top and not quite nude foundation garment -- this is the kind of thing we expect to see on Gwenyth Paltrow, not Renee! (Photo: Getty Images)