"I know all the guys who own the clubs," she says. "We made a deal where they let me come in and I'll drink only Red Bull. If I wanted to drink, I'd just stay home and do it with my friends. I don't do drugs. Never have, never will. I don't need to do that stuff to have fun."
-Lindsay "answers questions about her party-girl image as if she's speaking to a parole officer or an extremely gullible grandparent" to Rolling Stone, August 2004.